The Dicks-e-Cup Brokini validate-product-description Fits Nipples of All Shapes

Fits Nipples of All Shapes and Sizes:

Our 'Brokinis Eye Condoms' are guaranteed to protect you from the sun

and your parents' disapproval

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Comes with hard carrying case (a condom for your condoms)

The Dicks-e-Cup Brokini validate-product-description Fits Nipples of All ShapesLIMITED TIME FREE GIFT FREE Matching Face Condom with Every Purchase! (no code required) > Shoulder sling draws attention to your dong Makes even small weenies look schmedium Perfect for fun in the sun and getting a weirdass tanline Happy Customers, Disappointed Parents Frequently Asked Questions Question: Should I stuff my brokini? Answer: YES Question: How long will my Brokini last? Answer: Hopefully not very long we want you to buy more. We $%#&'ed